“Oh it’s now OK to be OLD is it ? THANK YOU ALISTAIR MY DARLING :(”

One of Morag’s first cultural shocks upon moving to these scepter’d isles was seeing that people were expected to put their ages on CV’s. I used to work at a recruitment office in New York (one of the many places I have called home) and I’d be more likely to put bra-size and Preferred Positions [...]

“LIAR, LIAR” GORDON’S PANTS AREN’T ON FIRE”

I have been dreading today for months now, maybe years, possible a decade. The moment when Gordon Brown was going to drag himself up to a podium and try to get us as a nation to sleep with him. I know some of you think I am obsessed with being under the duvet but when [...]

GORDON BROWN, DAVID CAMERON AND THAT BLUE AND RED BIKINI

“Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive but what they conceal is vital”, and boy are we seeing a heck of a bikini in the new survey just out. I haven’t seen something looking this bad in a bikini since my recent ill-advised attempt to truss it up and push it out [...]